GLUTTONY - The story of My Transition...

What do you do when the first thing someone says on meeting after a few long months is, "Dude, you have put on so much weight?"...what would be your reaction when your relatives fail to recognize you and tell you, "Beta, you have grown so fat over the last few days..." ... And only thing that comes to your mind is, hey! Eureka!! I knew that...phew!...This has been my plight for the last few days because everyone person I have been meeting after my exams got over, turns my enthusiasm into guilt within seconds... though having been subject to this humiliation has made me kind of obstinate, but when the people you care about the most and the people whose opinion matters to you, tell you the same thing, you feel inflated to the extent that you just consider getting a liposuction done from the surgeon next door....

My continuous gormandizing and my recent feat of studying for long hours in the confines of my four walled room, has lead to the disaster. People see you, get shocked and instantly have loads of suggestions. every person is a qualified dietitian-cum-doctor-cum-trainer when it comes to giving advice on "how  to reduce weight". Some people go to the extent of calling it a "beer belly"!!! And my reaction is..."What!"... It would rather be a "bear belly' than a "beer belly"  guys...
Hogging has become such an irreversible habit of mine that I might literally become a "hog" soon...which thought makes me shudder with fear...

For the time being, my only aim remains to reduce my weight and come back to normal, because a "healthy body is a healthy mind"... and for that i will have to give some pain to myself. So, "Dear body, get ready to suffer some bit, because i am going to deprive you of the thing you love the most - FOOD... " ...
So, here i put my jogging shoes on, and here i go on my new stint...YO!!!
:)
Adios!

1 comments:

kit said...

Haan...humhare hisse ki gunjiya / kachori and.............long list khayega ..toh tera weight toh put on hoga hi...........:-)

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